bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

n3rdsfuckharder:

mishasminions:

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

#PHOTOGRAPHY

OMG THE LADY ON THE BENCH WITH THE YELLOW SHIRT MAN IS IN MY HOME TOWN HOLY SHIT TORREVIEJA MADE IT TO TUMBLR

(Source: best-of-memes)

thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy:

radiobee:

coffee-and-rainsticks:

Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.” 

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*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*

Finally got him after years of trying #Oswald #OswaldRabbit #OswaldTheLuckyRabbit #Statue #Disney #Disneyana #DisneyCollection #DisneyParks #HollywoodStudios #WaltDisney #WaltDisneyWorld #DisneyWorld #Mine #Collection #Collector #Collectable #ArtOfDisney

Finally got him after years of trying #Oswald #OswaldRabbit #OswaldTheLuckyRabbit #Statue #Disney #Disneyana #DisneyCollection #DisneyParks #HollywoodStudios #WaltDisney #WaltDisneyWorld #DisneyWorld #Mine #Collection #Collector #Collectable #ArtOfDisney